After being quoted in multiple newspapers across Australia, Tabbotto has once again received criticism from the ungrateful peasantry.

“As usual, I’ve been taken out of context,” he complained to Moray Press. “I didn’t fuckin’ say I want houses to be unaffordable, hey. I just think that if we can stop poor people from being able to enter the market then, you know, we’ll get to feel richer by comparison when everyone else is, like, living in tents and shit. Haha, don’t quote me, lol.”

The T-botto is the proud owner of a double A-frame home in Kirribilli, Sydney.

He told parliament yesterday, “As someone who, along with the bank, owns a house in Sydney, I do hope our housing prices are increasing.”

But what about the unwashed masses? You may be wondering. Well, wonder not!
“Oi, just become a prime minister,” advises the T-Bot. ‘Yeah. It worked for me. You get loads of money from that. I was totes poor before this job. Well, not totes poor but back when I was still at Oxford I was poor-ish. No, not really. I dunno. You work it out.”