W. Spriggs reports

“It’s true, I’m quite awful,” said Eileen Francis. “But that’s beside the point; I’m old.”
Seniors Eileen Francis and Bill Remington are astounded by the lack of frankly undeserved respect shown by Brisbane’s youths. They acknowledge they themselves are regularly rude to staff at cafes and shops, and that they like to slowly walk three abreast down narrow paths. “It’s not that walking like that benefits us, so to speak, but rather that we give very few fucks about other people. Does that makes sense?” laughs Ms. Frances, explaining the motivation for getting in the way.
Mr. Remington recalls having to wait in lines, pay full price to both his gardener and housekeeper, and vote “down among the town plebs” with grave dissatisfaction. Upon prompting, both resolve that while there wasn’t so much a situation involving active rudeness, the lack of reverence was disappointing.
“I suppose you could say I’m pretty fucking rude for no reason all the time,” laughed Mr.Remington. “But seriously, fuck young people. They’re lazy. They’re disrespectful.”